Get Rich Quick Jokes

Here are a few investor jokes about getting rich quick

Legal methods:

  1. Marry someone who is already rich.
  2. Have a rich person die and will you their money.
  3. Strike oil.
  4. Discover gold.
  5. Win the lottery.

Illegal methods:

  1. Rob a bank.
  2. Blackmail someone who is rich.
  3. Kidnap someone who is rich and get a big ransom.
  4. Become a drug dealer.

For the sake of completeness:

“If you really want to make a lot of money, start your own religion.”
– L. Ron Hubbard

Hubbard made that statement when he was just a science fiction writer in either the 1930s or 1940s. He later founded the Church of Scientology. I believe he also wrote Dianetics.


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Contributed-By: James B. Reed